Martial arts.... riiiiiight

Post from Armande aka Elvhenk

I thought I had a good idea to send Charles a book about tai chi. Being a new age chick, I thought nothing of it until it dawned on me that prison officials would of course see this as "martial arts".

I was thinking: relaxation, breathing techniques, improving joints and muscles and creating suppleness and a general feeling of well-being. Something that you can do in a small space even. They were thinking: karate, ninja, chop sticks, bruce lee. That Charles would read the book and snap.
*rolls eyes*

So now the book is being reviewed Publication Review Committee, I am keeping fingers crossed that they'll see the light soon.
Now if only I had sent him some p0rn, that would have gone right through...